DOLLY QUOTES


I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.
I modelled my looks on the town tramp.
I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out.
I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Im old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.
If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.
Its a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.
People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

Dolly Parton