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Rainbow warriors are new gay superheroes

Behold, instead, the mighty Spandex - the world's first all-gay superhero team.

Meet the camp crusaders: Superheroes who are proud to be gay

Spandex is a new comic book series by artist Martin Eden and it's bringing a new slant to the superhero world.

'I felt that a gay super-team was something that hadn't been done before. It just felt very fresh and original,' said the London-based artist. Spandex follows the adventures of glamorous transvestite Liberty and her team as they battle such enemies as the Pink Ninjas and the 50ft Lesbian (oh yes, the baddies are gay too).

The first issue introduces the crime- fighters and their Brighton headquarters. 'It's been a lot of fun coming up with these characters,' said 35-year-old Mr Eden. 'Liberty is a lot of fun to write, as you don't get many transvestite superheroes and her powers are a lot of fun.

'He/she has a female power suit like Iron Man and she has her Gaydar - like Spider-sense but gayer. She's fun, but she can be a really manipulative bitch, too.'

Spandex is aimed at 'mature readers only' and Mr Eden already has a mix of straight and gay readers, 'which is what I wanted', he said.

'These guys are just as cool as Spider-Man and Batman - they just happen to sleep with members of their own sex.'

The first issue of Spandex is available at selected comic stores and at www.spandexcomic.com

Our gay heroes, from left to right, as described by Martin Eden

DIVA: The most beautiful superhero you'll ever see... But don't let those good looks deceive you - she is deadly in a fight, and has many, many, deep, dark secrets

GLITTER: With the ability to transform himself into light, Glitter can be very handy, either in a fight or in a disco

MR MUSCLES & BUTCH: One is super-strong, one is invulnerable, with rock hard skin - and they're twins

PROWLER: Has the power to absorb the skills and abilities of any gay person - so that could mean taking the powers of a team-mate or enemy - or just learning how to throw a fab dinner party

INDIGO: With her teleportation powers and energetic nature, Indigo brings new meaning to the word 'flighty'. She has her 'Indigo Room', which is full of weapons, gadgets and costume changes, that she can visit in the blink of an eye

LIBERTY: The leader of the team and the world's first transvestite superhero! Liberty has a (female) power suit which gives her strength and flight, and she also has her own Gaydar





A real Superhero !!!

Gay Vin Diezel

This is a spoof

Ricky Martin Snags Starring Role in Upcoming "Shaving Ryan's Privates"

In what is being billed as the first feature-length film focusing on the controversial don't ask, don't tell military policy, "Shaving Ryan's Privates" is due out in spring 2011, and its producers have just announced that the starring role has been given to none other than singing sensation RickyMartin. 

Martin, a long-time supporter of the repeal of the don't ask, don't tell policy, is said to be jubilant about getting the lead role of Private Jake Ryan, a tattooed gay young southern boy who catches the eye of his commanding officer, Sgt. Harry Warchest. 

The musical love story was the brainchild of up-and-coming director, Shurl E. Eukid, who claims that although this is a musical, it takes a hard look at homosexuality in the military like never before. Eukid says he grew up on movies like Mash and McHale's Navy and believes there has always been a place for alternative lifestyles in military films and television shows, even if the subject was not taken seriously. 

When asked where he got the idea for "Shaving Ryan's Privates" Eukid stated that it just came to him one evening while watching his life partner get ready for his cabaret act at a local gay theatre. "Watching Sal go through his weekly grooming for the part he played as Laverne in the show Socks in a D Cup based loosely on the television show Laverne and Shirley got me to thinking about the time down in Rio when Sal had gone in for a bikini wax and peejazzling, and well, 'Shaving Ryan's Privates' kinda came out of nowhere."

The part of Sgt. Harry Warchest has not yet been cast, but Eukid has a couple of names he's considering for the part, including Harvey Fierstein and Alan Cumming. Cumming being Eukid's favorite.

John Travolta enraged by gay sex claims

John Travolta is said to be furious after a US gossip website published claims that he had sex with men in saunas.

Gawker.com published claims made by Robert Randolph, who plans to release a tell-all book about the star – and other celebrities – having alleged gay affairs.

According to Gossipcop, Travolta’s lawyer Marty Singer has demanded that the story be removed immediately and a prominent retraction issued.

In a letter sent to Gawker, Singer accused the site of publishing “blatant defamatory lies” from a “patently unreliable source” and said Randolph had admitted suffering “permanent brain damage” in 2003.

Singer said that Randolph’s claims “go back fifteen years, yet inexplicably, he has waited until now to peddle these phony tall tales”.

He added that the idea of Travolta committing adultery in public repeatedly was “absolutely ridiculous”.

Gawker, which is known for refusing to budge on contentious stories, listed Randolph’s claims in detail and said: “Most media outlets. . . were too shy to delve into the steamy details. We’re not quite as timid.”

Singer wrote that this claim was “significantly compounding the damages” incurred by Travolta. At the time of publication, the website had not removed the story.

The letter was sent shortly before Travolta’s wife of 20 years, Kelly Preston, gave birth to their third child.

Patsy Kensit

Love Bette !!

Goodlooking guy but what was he thinking?

RAM - BO

This hapless sheep has become a real life ‘ram-bo’ after inadvertently abseiling down a hill when its horn became snagged on an electricity wire.

The unfortunate sheep was spotted bleating for help more than 15 feet above the ground next to an telegraph pole.

Amazed onlookers watched the ram descend from a grazing pasture – apparently accidentally – while dangling from a live wire.

Luckily he did not catch the current from the wire.

The drama unravelled at the small town of Helgoysund on the Norwegian coast on Wednesday.

Tourists at the scene mounted a rescue attempt and eventually roped him to pull him back to ground level in little over an hour.

Bemused spectators suggested he may have been trying to take the fast route down to a herd of ewes grazing in the field below.

Marita Vestersjo Landsnes, aged 13, caught the calamity on her camera phone. The schoolgirl said she couldn’t believe her eyes when she saw the sheep sliding down the live wire.

Her dad Geir Landsnes, 45, also watched the dramatic events unfold. He said Marita would never to go out without a camera again.

He said: ‘As a reward for his embarrassing predicament we helped him to achieve his quest by allowing him access to the ladies.

‘My wife saw something surreal from the kitchen window and realised it was the sheep hanging five to six metres off the ground from the wire by its horn and called me straight away, asking what to do.

‘I asked my daughter Marita to photograph the rescue operation so I could see the images of what had happened.

‘Marita is so proud that her images and I’ve encouraged her not to leave the house without her camera.’

The sheep had been grazing on the hill. He had got his horn stuck on the zip wire and as he got more agitated, was pulled down the hill on the wire he was attached to and ended more than up five metres above the ground.

The German tourists were in the area because the Landsnes family, alongside the sheep farm, run a small vacation place on the Norwegian island.

The sheep escaped unharmed.

Glasses change perspective

RANDOM QUESTION

You get black  & green grapes..


Why then do you get Raisins,Sultanas & Currants?

The Movie Test

This math test will determine your favorite movie. Amazing!

This is pretty damn amazing. Mine turned out to be “Shrek“. That’s my favorite movie! I was surprised how this worked. Be honest and don’t look at the movie list till you have done the math!

Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite. This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Don’t ask me how, but it really works!

1. Pick a number from 1-9.

2. Multiply by 3.

3. Add 3.

4. Multiply by 3 again.

5. Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies 

Movie List:

1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story

Now, ain’t that something…..?

A statue of Jesus Christ that its builders say will be the largest in the world is fast rising from a Polish cabbage field and local officials hope it will become a beacon for tourists.

The builders expect to attach the arms, head and crown to the robed torso in coming days, weather and cranes permitting, completing a project conceived by local Catholic priest Sylwester Zawadzki and paid for by private donations.

Standing on an artificial mound, the plaster and fibre glass statue will stand some 52 metres (57 yards) when completed, taller than the famous statue of Christ the Redeemer with outstretched arms that gazes over Rio de Janeiro in Brazil, Polish officials say.

The actual statue will measure 33 metres — Zawadzki has said this reflects the fact that Jesus died at 33, according to Christian tradition — and weigh 440 tonnes.

“I’m happy because this project will bring publicity to our town, not only in Poland but also from the global media. Other countries are showing a lot of interest,” said Dariusz Bekisz, mayor of Swiebodzin, a town of about 21,000 people in western Poland some 100 km (60 miles) from the German border.

“More people will visit Swiebodzin and leave their money. Some will come for spiritual reasons, others out of curiosity,” he said, adding no public money had been used in the project.

“The priest, Father Zawadzki, is a man of action who always, throughout his life, has built and created… In the future we’re going to have to think about bringing the carnival to Swiebodzin too, just as in Rio,” he joked.

SCEPTICISM

Zawadzki is avoiding media for the time-being and Polish church leaders could not immediately be reached for comment. But the editor of Poland’s Catholic Information Agency (KAI) sounded a sceptical note.

“Everybody has a right to do what they want. Swiebodzin’s Jesus project doesn’t touch my religious sensitivity. These kinds of monuments don’t have much to do with spirituality,” editor Tomasz Krolak said.

“People should think more about building within themselves rather than making big monuments.”

Local townspeople seemed bemused by the whole affair.

“Building Jesus is an interesting idea, but I’m afraid we can’t beat Rio. I don’t treat this 100 percent seriously,” said local resident Piotr Pinio.

Others thought the money could have been put to better use.

“There are far more important aims to which we could put the money — sick children, for example, orphanages, old people. Do we really have to build a big Jesus statue to make people believe,” said Mieczyslawa Hundert.

Have a Happy Wednesday !!

Oh My God !!!

Draught guidance: a kilt need underwear

The Scottish Tartans Authority has decreed that refusing to put on underwear beneath a kilt is "childish and unhygienic".

It also warned that "going commando" flies in the face of decency.

Tartans Authority director Brian Wilton said kilt wearers should have the "common sense" to realise they should wear underwear beneath their country's national dress.

Naked man spotted in car boot on Google Street View

The baffling picture shows a nude man in the boot of a Mercedes which is parked on the driveway of a house in Mannheim, south-west Germany.

A dog lies nearby surrounded by the contents of the sports car's boot.

The image has prompted a rash of internet speculation over what activity the man could be involved in.

Attractiveness is all in tilt of the head

 The research shows that men and women can make themselves more appealing to the opposite sex by changing the way they angle their face.

Women are more alluring if they angle their head forwards so they have to look slightly upwards.

In contrast, men become more masculine if they tilt their head back a bit and look slightly down their nose, according to scientists.

Attractive It so works !!!

Cliff Richard outsells Justin Bieber's calendars

The pop veteran, who stripped to the waist for one of the shots, at the age of 70, has the biggest-selling male celebrity calendar, according to new figures from Amazon.co.uk

Age has proved to be no barrier to his appeal as the septuagenarian pin-up holds off newcomers. Sir Cliff has been the all-time biggest seller for calendar maker Danilo with more than 1.5 million sold over the years.

Amy Worth, head of book buying at Amazon.co.uk, said: ''The fact that Sir Cliff is holding off competition from the likes of JLS and Justin Bieber shows just how popular he is and it seems that his images will be adorning walls in people's homes all over the UK from January 1.

Not bad for 70 !!

Real Country Songs

Incest country music! Classic!

Great Voice

A very sad song

Brian Dowling Wins Ultimate Big Brother 2010

Ultimate Big Brother 2010 - Highlights Show August 26 Part 5

Dear God!

Im Yours -The Script (these lyrics sum me up, its like i wrote the song)

You touch these tired eyes of mine
And map my face out line by line
And somehow growing old feels fine
I listen close for I'm not smart
You wrap you thoughts in works of art
And they're hanging on the walls of my heart

I may not have the softest touch
I may not say the words as such
And though I may not look like much
I'm yours
And though my edges may be rough
And never feel I'm quite enough
It may not seem like very much
But I'm yours

You heeled these scars over time
Embraced my soul
You loved my mind
You're the only angel in my life
The day news came my best friend died
My knees went week and you saw me cry
Say I'm still the soldier in your eyes

I may not have the softest touch
I may not say the words as such
And though I may not look like much
I'm yours
And though my edges may be rough
And never feel I'm quite enough
It may not seem like very much
But I'm yours 


I may not have the softest touch
I may not say the words as such
I know I don't fit in that much But im yours