2 Ever wonder about those people who spend £1.00 on those little bottles of Evian
Try spelling it backwards.
3 I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
4 Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
5 it's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
6 Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, and cigarettes
are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
7 Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
8 It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
9 My wild oats have turned to prunes and All Bran.
10 Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
11 Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
12 Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
13 Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
14 Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
15 You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes,
why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
16 Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
17 Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
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